yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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