ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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