When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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