im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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