Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
There r osticjed everywhere
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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