that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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