This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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