I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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