Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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