I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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