once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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