Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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