How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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