You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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