How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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