After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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