if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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