he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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