Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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