i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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