sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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