If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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