Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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