On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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