North Korea, Best Korea!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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