i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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