Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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