have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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