As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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