Already got asked if we're dating
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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