found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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