nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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