he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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