Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
