you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize