It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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