i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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