He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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