i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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