After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
