ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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