I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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