i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize