he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Randomize
