Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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