I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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