Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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