ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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