There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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