Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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