Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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