im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
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if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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